London! @hammerhead@freak.garden

Boundaries Post Cus Those Are a Thing

-Follows welcome! Interactions not necessary but appreciated.

-PLEASE remember I'm not a woman.

-I don't tag food mentions, personal hard limit. My instance does hide food images, though.

-I have a kid, and may talk about her without a cw, but images have cw's.

-I'm an intense person but extremely patient and reasonable. If you are displeased with me, just plainly say so. If I am displeased with you, you'll know, don't worry.

-Just don't be a jerk.

oh i should probably do an #introduction !

I’m London, admin of freak.garden

I am: a fat queer agender mom of a 2 yo, married to sapphicgiraffic, Jewish conversion student, physically disabled, and an ADHD’er with CPTSD.

I’m a half adoptee, White passing, but I have mixed Indigenous heritage and was raised in the practices of my aunt, who is Catawba and Lumbee.

My Passions: Dolls/toys, inline skating, cooking, Japanese and Hebrew language, crafting, early 2000s aesthetic

One thing I will never be modest about is I am a DAMN good cook

I’m supposed to make mushroom brie soup tonight but my heart is screaming butter chicken 🥺

frustrates me that so many programming jobs are filled with absolute ding dongs with lawyer daddies while jessica is out here jobless with like Several languages under her belt and she learns new ones in hours no problem all because they feel she’s Too Autistic in interviews

maybe we could move to czech republic

I still have to self-correct though my brain always says "czechoslovakia" first

I wanna scream and cry but instead I'm sitting here calmly eating squid jerky and chocolate and being pummeled in the nuts by swingy brass solos cus I'm listening to radio hits of the 30's and 40's

looking at old pictures of myself is such a ding dong fuckin move why do I do this to myself

uuuggghhh I've put so much into getting this shit off the ground and it's all getting hung up on the most vital bit, the stupid camera

NOTHING I'm listing is fucking selling, there's just zero movement and between the car and bills we've had an ask out every single day for like 2-3 weeks so everyone who cares is burnt the fuck out I feel so bad blllghhhguddhdkuiuh where are the bored WASP wives when you need em (to buy shit)

I acquired this exceptionally blue fenty lipstick and I'm like "huh why does this feel familiaR OH

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I didn't get a lot out of my education in Florida but I was indoctrinated to believe that coral snakes and their identification were going to be a much bigger problem in my life than they have turned out to be.

Will take $220 shipped!