tristan Cups Restored Edition @myconidiosyncrasy@freak.garden

fuck yes lads its big lobster time

@glitterwitch @shade @myconidiosyncrasy you take your truck to the shop. the garage seems empty, so you call out. from the corner of your eye: motion. you turn and see him for the first time, sliding out from underneath an old chevy: auto mechanic redneck femboy.

he's wearing old sneakers, a flannel crop top, and the tightest light-wash skinny jeans you've ever seen. his name tag says Randy~ but you barely notice because all you can see are his taught abs and the way the light glistens off the mingled sweat and smears of grease....

@myconidiosyncrasy @shade @SapphicGiraffic tristan do you think if we hugged irl it'd cause a singularity

@myconidiosyncrasy I wish I was getting some mussy on the reggy 😔

@myconidiosyncrasy Normus (Normal Mustard)

@shade @myconidiosyncrasy okay yeah this is definitely a tristan sort of post

@myconidiosyncrasy jiffy mussy would actually be grounds for divorce like ari suggested

@myconidiosyncrasy This is grounds for divorce.

@myconidiosyncrasy asdfkjskjlslkaskj

. . . but also we know they're all into fisting, so.......