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it feels weird that my current profile doesn't have any pinned posts. it just throws you straight into the action. no chance at some generalized overviews of who i am you just could get a good post or you could get 300 boosts of other ppls stuff or you could get some fucking obscenely long long star trek live-posting thread
@glitterwitch @shade @myconidiosyncrasy you take your truck to the shop. the garage seems empty, so you call out. from the corner of your eye: motion. you turn and see him for the first time, sliding out from underneath an old chevy: auto mechanic redneck femboy.
he's wearing old sneakers, a flannel crop top, and the tightest light-wash skinny jeans you've ever seen. his name tag says Randy~ but you barely notice because all you can see are his taught abs and the way the light glistens off the mingled sweat and smears of grease....
@myconidiosyncrasy @shade @SapphicGiraffic tristan do you think if we hugged irl it'd cause a singularity
food, breaking news on the h*nny m*ssy situation
@myconidiosyncrasy I wish I was getting some mussy on the reggy 😔
@myconidiosyncrasy Normus (Normal Mustard)
@SapphicGiraffic boys in cutoff jorts and flannel croptops 👀
@shade @myconidiosyncrasy okay yeah this is definitely a tristan sort of post
food, breaking news on the h*nny m*ssy situation
@myconidiosyncrasy jiffy mussy would actually be grounds for divorce like ari suggested
food, breaking news on the h*nny m*ssy situation
@myconidiosyncrasy This is grounds for divorce.
lewd, not great
@myconidiosyncrasy asdfkjskjlslkaskj
. . . but also we know they're all into fisting, so.......
it's me tristan >:]
23. bi. pacific nw. twink by popular demand
i like
-making crafts n stuff
-edgy and macabre bs
-wandering around in the woods at inadvisable hours
readme.txt:
-no transmedicalists, aphobes, or any other sort of gatekeeper (literal gatekeepers are ok ONLY if you're guarding interdimensional portals)
-no flirts thanx
-totes fine to ask me to explain stuff (the joke, my intention, etc.)
follow reqs welcome! if i accept i will follow back probably jsyk