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- he/him
- hobby nouns
- he/him but said with disgust
- age
- 23
it's me tristan >:]
i like
-making crafts n stuff
-edgy and macabre bs
-wandering around in the woods at inadvisable hours
do not:
-flirt
-be a transmedicalist, aphobe, or any other sort of gatekeeper thx (literal gatekeepers are ok ONLY if you're guarding interdimensional portals)
-be afraid 2 ask me what something means/to explain the joke/clarify intent
follow reqs welcome! if i accept i will follow back probably jsyk
Joined Nov 2020
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Love the words froot and cheez cause all they mean is "we're not allowed to legally call this fruit/cheese but we'll pretend it's cool"
i think if u say the word frunk out loud it should be legal to steal ur shoes
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:)
frunk
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@FrazzledBrynn @myconidiosyncrasy @julia uh tesla people, porsche people
y'know, assholes
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@nagaiaida @myconidiosyncrasy @julia excuse me, a frunk????
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im back on my bullshit
@myconidiosyncrasy i have 2 politely remind them about hot men
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@myconidiosyncrasy @julia we dont wear boots we wear swimming trunks on our feet
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things just keep happening
im back on my bullshit
people will be like "ewww imagine being attracted to men" and you have to politely remind them that that's what cishet men have been saying verbatim since forever
im back on my bullshit
people will be like "ewww imagine being attracted to men" and you have to politely remind them that, even for cishet women, expression of attraction to men is largely disliked and suppressed and women who are vocal about attraction to men are often shunned for that behavior
im back on my bullshit
people will be like "ewww imagine being attracted to men" and u have to politely remind them that gay men exist
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@Sorl @myconidiosyncrasy you have apples in your butter??
"jolene" "goodbye earl" "gunpowder and led" are literally all out there just Waiting to be turned into a lesbian musical and no one's fucking done it yet??? cowards
ive said it b4 and ill say it again: lesbian romance musical where.all the music is famous Girl Country when exactly???????,
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@myconidiosyncrasy@freak.garden I've said this before but grasps at any possibility to say it again:
creative writing advice are like diets, most of them are bullshit and whatever works for you is very much personal. ;)
- pronouns
- he/him
- hobby nouns
- he/him but said with disgust
- age
- 23
it's me tristan >:]
i like
-making crafts n stuff
-edgy and macabre bs
-wandering around in the woods at inadvisable hours
do not:
-flirt
-be a transmedicalist, aphobe, or any other sort of gatekeeper thx (literal gatekeepers are ok ONLY if you're guarding interdimensional portals)
-be afraid 2 ask me what something means/to explain the joke/clarify intent
follow reqs welcome! if i accept i will follow back probably jsyk
Joined Nov 2020
