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for disclosures sake i am, in order:
-ice cruncher
-sand eater
-salt lamp licker
-pine needle appreciator
-popsickle stick demolisher

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@myconidiosyncrasy "only the avatar, cruncher of the four elements..."

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@myconidiosyncrasy the very concept of biting into a pop sickle stick sends suck violent shivers down my spine it makes me never want to use my teeth again

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@FirstProgenitor my popsicle stick consumption activities were less of a like. conscious choice and more of a "didn't realize i finished the popsicle and kept on chewing because my mouth was bored"

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@CornishRepublicanArmy @myconidiosyncrasy the texture is like putting cottom on ur mouth but worse

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@FirstProgenitor @CornishRepublicanArmy @myconidiosyncrasy the texture is weirdly good. i cannot explain it

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@FirstProgenitor @CornishRepublicanArmy @myconidiosyncrasy I do both the rubber toy and the popscicle stick and both are not good, but I keep doing it.

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@smelley @FirstProgenitor @CornishRepublicanArmy exactly it's like enjoying supernatural or eating circus peanuts like im not gonna defend it. it's bad. and yet. i do it

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@smelley @FirstProgenitor @CornishRepublicanArmy @myconidiosyncrasy

Might I raise you: chewing on water bottle caps until they're flat

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@myconidiosyncrasy i have never felt so seen in my life

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@cuttlefish here to provide that Good Relatable Content ™

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@myconidiosyncrasy i’m ice cruncher and popsicle stick demolisher

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@myconidiosyncrasy all of this reminds me of pica

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@myconidiosyncrasy pencil chewer should also be a category

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@pantransautie pencil chewer and popsicle stick demolisher are one and the same. siblings in arms

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@myconidiosyncrasy i am, also in order:
-popsicle stick demolisher
-rubbery toy chewer
-fake fruit biter
-sand eater
-salt lamp licker

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@myconidiosyncrasy i like to chew on wood

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@ItsMorgan this all checks out 100%

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@myconidiosyncrasy see one thing i enjoy is crunching bones

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@seventy so sorry i missed this mildly concerning but very important demographic

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@myconidiosyncrasy if something's cooked slowly the bones are softer and my mom owns a sous vede so i go crunch

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@seventy terrifying and cool. much like bones and sous vedes in general

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@myconidiosyncrasy thank you ^-^

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@myconidiosyncrasy

order of operations for this dork: popsicle sticks, rubber, ice, also playdough tasting because who doesnt hear "non-toxic" and want to test that

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@skelly cowards and fools

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@myconidiosyncrasy Pine needles are nutritive tho, they've got lots of Vitamin C. Prevent scurvy during winter!

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@mcmoots so are salt lamps technically but sshshhh

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@myconidiosyncrasy tasty tasty lämp

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@myconidiosyncrasy can't be much of an ice cruncher anymore owing to my sensitive teeth :(

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@io rip im so sorry for ur loss

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@myconidiosyncrasy play-doh is basically just really bad bread dough with extra salt

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