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purposes of cat:
-warm up toes
-nuisance
-yell at ghost (note: this does not frighten or expel ghost)
-love

@myconidiosyncrasy a kitty never screams, it’s always the human who screams & then puts the blame on the kitty

@myconidiosyncrasy supplementary cat purposes
- find window bugs
- absorb extra sunshine
- destroy potted plants
- gallop thru house at 3:30 am to celebrate cat holidays

@myconidiosyncrasy my cats are largely nuisance (75%) and yelling (15%) with only minimal overt love (10%), how to fix

@myconidiosyncrasy not to mention reinforcing clothes and furniture with extra covering of fur

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